bitchy, not itchy

A friend lamented on his fb about how his friends got married recently while he's still single. Told him upfront that it's not that he can't get married but he couldn't make up his mind on which he wanted. There was the girl who told him on the second date that she's fine to settle down with a small wedding, no grand kenduri required. She didn't even care that she drives a better car than he does.

Then there was the ex who got back with him then dumped him (again). Or it could be a 'mutual' separation.
And today he tells me that there's this other chick he's going out with. With that many choices, our friend is actually spoilt rotten. The only problem is he couldn't make his mind up on which. Technically, he could just take all of them since he has 4spots anyway.

you itchy, cannot decide. want this, want that.

eh hello, not itchy la. 

yes, so many for you to pick but you don't want. me is what you call not itchy.

why?

nobody to pick from. at all T_T

eh hello, you is not itchy. you is bitchy. 

Meh........ I got bitchy (look) meh?